Welcome to HBRSim (Honeybadger racing sim)
? After YEARS of being statistically the worst Call of Duty player ever to touch a controller (scientists are still studying it), I’ve decided to shift gears—straight into oncoming traffic.
?️ NEW LIFE GOAL: Become the most catastrophically awful Gran Turismo 7 driver to ever disgrace the digital pavement.
I don’t drive with skill—I drive with vibes and fear.
Corners? I eat them.
Pit stops? Never heard of her.
Racing line? I prefer a chaotic zigzag of regret.
My mere presence on the track is a public safety hazard. The game tries to uninstall itself when I log in.
? Follow the flaming wreckage in real time: @HBRSim
? Want to donate? All proceeds go to stream upgrades and emotional damage control. Maybe a steering wheel. Maybe a therapist.
Thank you for joining me on this journey to the bottom.
Godspeed. And I mean that literally, because I sure as hell ain't braking