I’m ShakeNBake, a wannabe sim racer from South Africa racing in Gran Turismo 7 with the confidence of a world champion and the consistency of a Wi-Fi signal in a thunderstorm. I specialise in clean racing, late braking, and explaining to everyone how I was definitely faster before “that incident.” I chase lap times, podiums, and the mythical perfect lap, all while aggressively blaming tyre wear, fuel load, and the sun. If I spin, it was tactical. If I win, it was pure skill. Shake. Then bake.